Huffy Henry
We wonder at the number
of murdered birds
Henry must have racked up
in his days on the street.
We suspect that, despite
his instinctive blood lust,
he must have preferred
simply getting fed meat.
We assume there exist
several litters of kittens
that Henry did sire
before he got caught.
We know from the scars
‘round his ears and his whiskers
a hist’ry of the two-sided
battles he fought.
For five years he paced
on our heads in their pillows
ready for breakfast
well before dawn.
We called him a jag
but he always forgave us
as soon as he heard
that sweet treat-bag song.
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